Day: May 30, 2006

Just like guns don’t kill, people do…

Residents warned of lethal drug mix

Another person died from a probable drug overdose, Wayne County health officials reported Monday, bringing the toll to 48 people who have died since May 19.

Even though the number was dropping from the multiple deaths per day, health officials aren’t ready to say the deadly overdose spurt is tapering off.

Toxicology results won’t be available for several weeks, but health officials say they believe the deaths have been caused by a dangerous combination of heroin or cocaine and the painkiller fentanyl.

Duh.

The fault always lies in the bad batch of drugs and never on the addict who chooses to ingest the substance.

Elizabeth Taylor, who hasn’t graced the silver screen since a bit part in 1994’s “The Flintstones”, appeared on Larry King tonight to proclaim once again that she hasn’t died yet.

That’s the kind of world we live in. An aging actress, famous more for her glamorous good looks than for her acting prowess, has to appear on television every 5 years or so just to prove that she’s still here, mostly so similarly aged viewers can somehow relive that “National Velvet” moment when they first saw her baby blues on the big screen.

Sad.

The FBI hasn’t found any trace of Jimmy Hoffa, even after digging up a farm near Detroit. Many thought this latest expedition might be based on reliable information, thereby solving the disappearance of the former Teamster boss once and for all.

No dice. Nada.

So for now, Hoffa is still on the lam, most likely traveling with Elvis, the Area 51 aliens, and the killers of Nicole Simpson and Ron Goldman. 

There have been a rush of “The Hillary Problem” stories from the MSM lately. The latest comes from New York Magazine and the Washington Post. It seems as though the DNC doubters are getting their fears published. That’s good. The liberal Hillary must be exposed.

The sooner Americans realize a Hillary presidency brings a return of Lanny Davis, Paul Begala, Albright, Cohen, Berger, Carville, Lewis, Ickes, Conason, Press, Sid Blumenthal, Rahm Emanuel, Mickey Kantor, Bruce Lindsey, Cheryl Mills, Gorelick, Quinn, ad nauseam, the better.

I, for one, can’t believe we’re ready to relive the 90’s. Nor do I believe the electorate will enthusiastically continue the streak of Bush I, Clinton, Clinton, Bush II, Bush II, Clinton.

Wait for 2012, Jeb.

Jonathan Hutson employs the ‘six degrees of separation’ methodology on Rick Warren, Tim LaHaye, Tyndale Publishing House and “Dominionist Christians” everywhere just to make a single point.

He hates Christianity, proselytizing Christians, and everything else found beneath that umbrella.

By the way, Jonathan. “Left Behind: Eternal Forces” doesn’t have a ‘prayer’ of success in the highly competitive world of computer gaming, so I don’t know why you’re getting all uppity about it. One look at the screenshots you posted tells me that this production, like most Christian themed games, will get laughed at by serious gamers. While that’s unfortunate, it’s a reality.

The real issue is stewardship. The financiers of Left Behind Games would likely find a more effective avenue for ministry if they were to put their millions of dollars into producing paper Bibles for Christians in China.

But, I digress…