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Month: September 2005

Liar, Liar, Resume on Fire!

09/12/05 – UPDATE: Michael Brown Resigns

FEMA head Michael Brown has had a tough couple of weeks. Politicians are in front of cameras calling for his resignation, petitions are being signed for his removal, bloggers want him to assume room temperature, and the talking heads on cable repeat his name no less than 30 times in an hour.

And if you think things can’t simply get any worse for this man, think again.

A TIME investigation reveals discrepancies in the FEMA chief’s official biographies

TIME has found discrepancies in his online legal profile and official bio, including a description of Brown released by the White House at the time of his nomination in 2001 to the job as deputy chief of FEMA.

And just what are those discrepancies?

The White House press release from 2001 stated that Brown worked for the city of Edmond, Okla., from 1975 to 1978 “overseeing the emergency services division.” In fact, according to Claudia Deakins, head of public relations for the city of Edmond, Brown was an “assistant to the city manager” from 1977 to 1980, not a manager himself, and had no authority over other employees. “The assistant is more like an intern,” she told TIME. “Department heads did not report to him.”

Under the “honors and awards” section of his profile at FindLaw.com — which is information on the legal website provided by lawyers or their offices—he lists “Outstanding Political Science Professor, Central State University”. However, Brown “wasn’t a professor here, he was only a student here,” says Charles Johnson, News Bureau Director in the University Relations office at the University of Central Oklahoma (formerly named Central State University). “He may have been an adjunct instructor,” says Johnson, but that title is very different from that of “professor.”

Under the heading of “Professional Associations and Memberships” on FindLaw, Brown states that from 1983 to the present he has been director of the Oklahoma Christian Home, a nursing home in Edmond. But an administrator with the Home, told TIME that Brown is “not a person that anyone here is familiar with.” (Brown said “he’s never claimed to be the director of the home. He was on the board of directors, or governors of the nursing home.” However, a veteran employee at the center since 1981 says Brown “was never director here, was never on the board of directors, was never executive director. He was never here in any capacity. I never heard his name mentioned here.”)

Brown’s FindLaw profile lists a wide range of areas of legal practice, from estate planning to family law to sports. However, one former colleague does not remember Brown’s work as sterling. Stephen Jones, a prominent Oklahoma lawyer who was lead defense attorney on the Timothy McVeigh case, was Brown’s boss for two-and-a-half years in the early ’80s. “He did mainly transactional work, not litigation,” says Jones. “There was a feeling that he was not serious and somewhat shallow.” Jones says when his law firm split, Brown was one of two staffers who was let go.

Michael Brown has been officially ‘thrown under the bus’.

But even if he did ‘fudge’ a little on his credentials, he’s not the only one who has made themselves out to be something they’re not. (And no, that doesn’t make what Brown did right.)

Lying about military records have been a favorite among cheaters, particularly because no one wants to challenge the honor of someone who fought to defend our country.

At Fox News, the colonel who wasn’t

L.A. judge charged with lying about his past

Executives at major corporations have been embroiled in scandals by misstating earnings, taking kickbacks, and…lying on their resumes.

Why do so many executives lie about their educations?

The costs of resume falsification

False credentials, real problems

Know someone with a degree from Columbia State University? It’s probably a fake, federal authorities say.

Falsifying Degrees Is Becoming a Rampant Problem

An advertisement for fake college diplomas

And it doesn’t end there. A review of 2.6 million job applications in 2002 revealed that 44% contained a lie or two.

Wondering what the most common resume lie is? Compensation, job tenure, and reasons for leaving your last job.

What does your resume look like?

UPDATE: Recalled

MORE: Brown doesn’t know why he was pulled. ABCNews says he’ll be out as FEMA head, very soon

STILL MORE: Reader ‘Biker Dan’, who believes the TIME magazine story contains inaccuracies (and kindly tells me that I’ve jumped on the MSM bandwagon too soon), emails to say that an Associated Press version of the Brown story has suddenly changed throughout the day. Dan thinks there’s a little after-the-fact clean up going on at the AP:

My wife and I left the house for a time, and when I returned a few minutes ago I noticed several lines were missing from the AP article.  The AP Article now reads:

A longtime acquaintance, Carl Reherman, said Brown was very involved in helping set up Edmond’s emergency operations center and assisting in the creation of an emergency contingency plan in the 1970s. At the time, Reherman was a city councilman, and he later became mayor.

FEMA deputy strategic director Nicol Andrews said a report in Time magazine, which first detailed the discrepancies, was “very inaccurate.

Earlier it read:

A longtime acquaintance, Carl Reherman, said Brown was very involved in helping set up an emergency operations center in Edmond.

“From my experience with Mike, he not only worked very hard on everything he did, he had very high standards,” said Reherman, who was a city councilman and also knew Brown when he was a student taking classes from Reherman, a professor of political science at Central State University.

Nicol Andrews, deputy strategic director in FEMA’s office of public affairs, told Time that while Brown began as an intern, he became an “assistant city manager” with a distinguished record of service.

“According to Mike Brown,” Andrews told Time, a large portion of points raised by the magazine are “very inaccurate.”

Strange, huh?  Well, I checked the AP head line list at the bottom of the link I provided earlier, and there are two entries for the headline, “Embattled Brown Taken Off Katrina Duty”, one for Sep 09 3:39 PM, and another for Sep 09 5:19 PM.  However, both read exactly the same, now.  I sense a little “tydying up” by the AP.
 
LOL.  Now the 3:39 PM entry is gone.  Wow, they do get rid of the evidence fast!

Related: Delusional, Dysfunctional, Divisive, and Defiant

Others: Brown Promoted to ‘Assistant President’ |

Blanco: I’m a Survivor

Iowahawk.

In a tear-streamed press conference Tuesday, Louisiana Governor Kathleen Blanco reassured state citizens that “It took a lot of time curled up on the couch with Lifetime TV and Hagen-Daaz, but I am going to get through this.”

“I’ve heard all the petty, nasty comments,” said Blanco, wiping a tear on the lapel of her robe. “Why don’t you do something? Make a decision, people are dying. Put on a little makeup, you could be almost as pretty as Mary Landrieu.”

“Well, let me tell you something, Kathleen Blanco is a survivor,” she said. “And I promise the people of Louisiana that I will refuse to beat myself up over this.”

Blanco Spokesman Jodie Edwards said the governor would return to the statehouse in Baton Rouge today to lobby the legislature to change the official state song to “I Will Survive,” the 1979 Gloria Gaynor disco classic.

One of twelve ‘Nawlins News Niblets‘ from Dave.

CBS News Blog – “Public Eye”

According to Matt Drudge, CBS News will launch a new blog called “Public Eye” on Monday, September 12. 

“Public Eye” will be edited by veteran reporter and media writer Vaughn Ververs, most recently editor of The Hotline, a daily Web briefing on politics published by the National Journal.

Ververs will serve as the conduit between the public and CBS News to take viewers and users inside the news gathering, production and decision-making process via the use of original video and outtakes, interviews with correspondents and producers, and input from independent experts, among other methods.

“Public Eye” gives CBS News the opportunity to be more open and accessible about why and how it makes the decisions that affect what millions of people are able to see, hear and read each day.

Dear Mr. CBS News (whomever and wherever you are);

If this is done correctly, a CBS News blog could benefit from citizen journalists throughout the world, and completely set itself apart from standard news websites offered by other network television news divisions. The blog could usher in a new breed of news gathering talent, and dramatically change the way news is reported.

Done incorrectly, the CBS News blog will be ridiculed by “A” list bloggers, tormented by pajamahedeen called legion who will tirelessly investigate, uncover, and expose future ‘Rathergate’ scandals…and ignored by the rest of the world.

I think you know which is better.

This is your moment. Carpe Diem.

UPDATE: Here’s a preview.

Missing the Bus

Found at The Corner:

Check this out. It’s a pdf file of Blanco’s executive order telling schools to get their buses into New Orleans to get people out of the city. It was issued on Aug. 31, at best (if she signed it at midnight) hours after the city flooded and that famous photo of the submerged buses started going around the web.

And the kicker, and you can find this on the Louisiana government website rather quickly, she amended the order on Sept. 2 to make sure that everyone driving the buses has a drivers’ license. That’s very important, I guess.

Unbelievable.

Related: Delusional, Dysfunctional, Divisive, and Defiant

Chaos Manor? More Like a Web of Chaos!

I followed this link at the suggestion of Glenn, but didn’t read the article because I couldn’t get over the awful web design. Jerry Pournelle is a well known writer for BYTE magazine. The guy has been using computers (probably) since the 60’s. You’d think he’d have time to learn HTML, or even Microsoft FrontPage for that matter. His site looks like it was designed in 1994, then retrofitted to look (sort-of) like a blog.

What’s with the floating dirigible? What does a blimp have to do with email?

The paragraph formatting with random size blank space between the various articles make the text incredibly hard to read. And look at the mess at the bottom of the page. Oh, and the PayPal buttons that show up arbitrarily here and there.

Yuck.

Jerry – 1 week, $500, and I can design a much more aesthetic website for you. Give me a call.

Capital Playground Punishment

12–year-old girl hit with taser gun by Cincinnati Police.

A Cincinnati-area mother says her 12-year-old daughter was humiliated and eventually stunned with a taser gun by Cincinnati Police inside Burton Elementary School Wednesday.

Rakesha Thomas was taken to Children’s Hospital with taser injuries and arm and facial bruises. After the hospital visit the girl was taken to juvenile jail.

Mom Cynthia Harris says Rakesha argued with another student, refused to go to detention, talked back to administrators, and then after 30 minutes of arguing with police got stunned.

“They did it out in the public in the school where other kids came around. She (Rakesha) said they were laughing,” said Harris.

According to the 12-year-old’s account, once threatened with being stunned she begged the officers to take her to ISS but was told it was too late.

Cincinnati Police say they’re investigating whether the use of force was justified.

What? Did Rakesha pull a knife? Was she packin heat? Maybe she was pulling an iPod from her pocket and the police thought it was…uh…well…an iPod, OK a stolen iPod.

Yeah, I’m reachin here. But really. Why in the world would cops feel the need to taser a child? What kind of threat did she possess? There’s got to be more to this story…

Blogger Self-Affirmation

Cheer up.

If you have 50 people reading your blog then you have more people in your “classroom” than most professors at Harvard. If you have 90 readers then you have more people in your “pews” than most pastors have in their churches every Sunday.

Capture the 5/150 principal.

Forget About Iraq, Let’s Do a Little House Cleaning in Germany

Unbelievable words from a social minister in the southern state of Baden-Wuertemberg, Germany.

“U.S. President George W. Bush should be “shot down” for his handling of the crisis in hurricane-struck New Orleans.”

Now, the good news is, a few German politicians called for the resignation of Andres Renner.

Opposition Social Democrat (SPD) politicians in the state called for his resignation, noting conservatives were quick to call for the resignation in 2002 of a former SPD national justice minister, Herta Daeubler-Gmelin, who according to press reports compared Bush to Hitler.

BUT…

Guess who hasn’t made a statement against Renner?

Chancellor Gerhard Schroeder.