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Day: September 26, 2005

GoogleNation Knows All

Let’s face it. We are citizens of GoogleNation. And in GoogleNation, everyone can find information on anyone.

It’s clear that this guy is a new immigrant. He doesn’t yet know the laws of GoogleNation.

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  • You don’t pretend in GoogleNation.
  • If you do pretend in GoogleNation, you don’t show your face to GoogleNation citizens.
  • If you do show your face to GoogleNation citizens, you are subject to full disclosure.

So, back to our immigrant.

He’s received a lot of press lately. The members of the media love him. Fortunately for him, the members of the media are strangers in the land of GoogleNation. The know not its ways, and they are never beneficiaries of its gifts. It is because of this that they do not know who our immigrant really is.

GoogleNation knows.

His name is Jeb Eddy, and he lives in Palo Alto, California. He’s a self employed software engineer and author.

He’s not a Republican, he’s a Democrat. He’s not a frustrated former member of the GOP who recently turned Democrat either. GoogleNation has a record of his political contributions to the DNC going back at least 7 years.

Welcome to GoogleNation. That is all.

h/t Wizbang

Others: Conservative Nation | Shock & Blog | Everyman Chronicles

FEMA Rehires Michael Brown?

I know. It’s difficult to believe, but CBS News’ Bob Schieffer announced tonight that ex-FEMA Chief Michael Brown has told congressional staffers that he has been rehired by the Federal Emergency Management Agency – this time as a consultant to evaluate the agency’s response to the disaster caused by Hurricane Katrina!

That’s right. The man who couldn’t find his brain in the 72 hours after Katrina made landfall is now going to dig deep to investigate and reveal the actual facts about how he couldn’t find his brain 72 hours after Katrina made landfall.

I’m skeptical of this report, especially because it was Brown himself who told staffers. Michael Brown has a history of telling people things that aren’t completely true. If Brown has been seen hanging around the office a lot when he’s supposed to have resigned I’m sure he’s been pressured to explain. When you’re trying to save face, you’ll say darn near anything.

He’s probably thinking to himself, “Hey, so I’m fibbing a little bit. They’re only staffers. It’s not like I’m standing before a Grand Jury!”

Meanwhile, the Associated Press says that Brown is only serving out his remaining time at FEMA because his resignation isn’t effective until sometime this week.

Still others are spreading word that Brown is having more resume difficulties. Headhunters won’t touch it, or him.

MORE: Duh.

Gay Penguin Goes Straight

Oh, he’s the talk of the town alright.

Yesterday he was a simple little nancy-boy baguette penguin sportin’ a delicious tuxedo.

Today, he’s a whistlin’ hoo hoo dilly.

The animal kingdom’s most famous gay couple has split up. Silo and Roy, the cohabiting penguins of Central Park Zoo, are no longer an item.

The pair rose to prominence six years ago when they came out with their same-sex relationship.

Since then, they have successfully hatched and raised an adoptive chick (after an uncertain start that involved trying to incubate a rock).

They blazed a trail for six other gay penguin couples at the zoo.

But the affair ended when Scrappy, a new female penguin, moved into the neighbourhood and caught Silo’s eye.

“Silo and Roy stopped spending as much time together or building a nest,” John Rowden, the zoo’s head curator, told The New York Post.

Silo promptly moved in with Scrappy, building a new nest with her.

Zookeepers are at a loss to explain Silo’s sudden conversion.

Here’s a one word explanation: NARTH.

I hear that the Church of Scientology now has an opening for a reorientated mascot with a high tone scale.

Like Omigawd! No Way!

With friends like these…

Naomi Campbell has spoken out in support of Kate Moss, who has lost three modeling contracts and is being investigated by London police on allegations that she used cocaine.

“Kate Moss is my friend … I think it’s like everybody is being bad to her,” the 35-year-old supermodel told a news conference Sunday in the Colombian capital where she was judging a modeling competition.

“It’s not the first time it has happened in the world … it’s really like a vendetta,” said Campbell, who has said that she nearly self- destructed from her use of cocaine.

Gag me with a coke spoon.

Taking the Fall

Someone has to.

Army Pfc. Lynndie England, whose smiling poses in photos of detainee abuse at Abu Ghraib made her the face of the scandal, was convicted Monday by a military jury on all but one of the seven counts she faced. England, 22, was found guilty of one count of conspiracy, four counts of maltreating detainees and one count of committing an indecent act. She was acquitted on a second conspiracy count. The jury of five male officers needed slightly more than two hours to reach its verdict. Her case now moves into the sentencing phase, which will determined by the same jury of five Army officers. She faces a maximum 10 years in prison.

On the bright side, she’ll still get her three hots and a cot, so it ain’t all that bad. And when she gets out she can look forward to the obligatory book deal, the appearance on the Tyra Banks Show…oh, wait a minute — that only has another couple of months on air before someone at the network sobers up and kills the thing. Alright, scratch the talk show.

With any luck she’ll be able to book a slot on The Howard Stern Show and plug a website containing “unauthorized” Abu Ghraib photos along with a few playful beach snapshots.

Uh, well maybe we’ll scratch the beach shots too.

UPDATE: 3 years in prison

The Sheehan Spectacle

She willingly gets arrested and is carried away with a smile on her face awash in a sea of flashes from dozens of cameras. Jeez, the insanity over this woman has got to stop.

Cindy Sheehan, the California woman driven by her son’s death in Iraq to re-ignite the anti-war movement, was arrested Monday while protesting outside the White House.

Sheehan and several dozen other protesters sat down on the sidewalk after marching along the pedestrian walkway on Pennsylvania Avenue. Police warned them three times that they were breaking the law by failing to move along, then began making arrests.

Sheehan, 48, was the first taken into custody. She stood up and was handcuffed, then led to a police vehicle while protesters chanted, “The whole world is watching.” Others who were arrested also cooperated with police. Sgt. Scott Fear, spokesman for the U.S. Park Police, said they would be charged with demonstrating without a permit, which is a misdemeanor.

Park Police Sgt. L.J. McNally said Sheehan and the others would be taken to a processing center where they would be fingerprinted and photographed, then given a ticket and released. The process would take several hours, he said.

Like she had anything else to do. And I’m sure she’ll have plenty of offers from other moonbats to pay the fine.

And what is it with Drudge and this headline?

CINDY SHEEHAN ARRESTED AT WHITE HOUSE IN CUNNING STUNT

Is Matt a closet Metallica fan?

The Facts of Life (And Death)

In the emotional retelling of tragedy, are facts important? Depending on the type of person you are, minute-by-minute details might be the only important part of the story. Others may discount factual data altogether because the delivery of the narrative is so compelling. At that moment, it is the outpouring of emotion that IS the story. 

When Jefferson Parish President Aaron Broussard last appeared on NBC’s Meet the Press, his heart wrenching story about the drowning death of a colleague’s mother, and his subsequent on air collapse stunned America, giving him a strange sort of instant celebrity status. He was suddenly known as that guy who cried on TV. And not just a misty eye and sniffles. He was weeping. Broussard was inconsolable, and Tim Russert was left sitting there stunned like the rest of his viewers. It was a ‘television moment’ to be sure.

But before the sobbing, Broussard called over and over for explanations as to why the federal government relief efforts hadn’t yet materialized. He said that “bureaucracy had committed murder in New Orleans”, and that “bureaucracy should have to stand trial.” As he continued to direct his criticism toward Washington, Russert interrupted Broussard with this question:

Mr. Russert:  Hold on.  Hold on, sir.  Shouldn’t the mayor of New Orleans and the governor of New Orleans bear some responsibility?  Couldn’t they have been much more forceful, much more effective and much more organized in evacuating the area?

Mr. Broussard:  Sir, they were told like me, every single day, “The cavalry’s coming,” on a federal level, “The cavalry’s coming, the cavalry’s coming, the cavalry’s coming.”  I have just begun to hear the hoofs of the cavalry.  The cavalry’s still not here yet, but I’ve begun to hear the hoofs, and we’re almost a week out.

“But I want to thank Governor Blanco for all she’s done and all her leadership. She sent in the National Guard.”

It was just after this exchange that Mr. Broussard retold the story we now know.

Then there was the news this past week that Broussard’s emotional retelling included details that conflict with the timeline of the tragedy.

Fast forward to Sunday, September 25th. Tim Russert called Aaron Broussard back to Meet the Press, and asked him about the discrepancies. Russert didn’t challenge the credibility of Broussard’s emotional outburst during his previous appearance. He did ask the Jefferson Parish president to react to criticism directed toward him by MSNBC and “blog organizations” who have looked into the facts behind his comments.

Mr. Russert: Mr. Broussard, the people who are questioning your comments are saying that you accused the federal government and the bureaucracy of murder, specifically calling on the secretary of Homeland Security and using this as an example to denounce the federal government. And what they’re saying is, in fact, it was the local government that did not evacuate Eva Rodrigue on Friday or on Saturday. And they’re making that, in fact…

Mr. Broussard: Sir…

Mr. Russert: Let me just finish. I’ll give you a chance to respond.

Mr. Broussard: Yes.

Mr. Russert: And, in fact, the owners of the nursing home, Salvador and Mable Mangano, have been indicted with 34 counts of negligent homicide by the Louisiana state attorney general. So it was the owners of the nursing home and the local government that are responsible for the lack of evacuation and not the federal government. Is that fair?

Mr. Broussard: Sir, with everything I said on Meet the Press, the last punctuation of my statements were the story that I was going to tell in about maybe two sentences. It just got emotional for me, sir. Talk about the context of everything I said. Were we abandoned by the federal government? Absolutely we were. Were there more people that abandoned us? Make the list. The list can go on for miles.

Those people should be strung up. Those people should be burned at the stake. And I’m sure Congress and the press is going to do that.

Mr. Russert: At the local, state and federal level.

Mr. Broussard: Sir, at every level. Are you kidding? This is a jigsaw puzzle. This is a mosaic. The blame will be shared by everybody.

So, thinking again about facts and emotions, who are you? Or better yet, which are you? Mr. Hard-As-Nails or Mrs. Touchy-Feely? Are you the type who can’t help but get caught up in the details of a story? Do you need all the pieces of the puzzle to fit perfectly before you can make the summary judgement, or is it the drama that grabs you?  

Call me Hard-As-Nails.

Did I feel terrible when I saw Broussard break down on national television? Of course I did. What I saw was a man who had (understandably) lost all ability to function with reason. He was living a nightmare and when he thought of the death of his colleague’s mother he had nothing left. It came out the only way it could. Seeing that video, I think it was amazing that Broussard could remember his own name. On camera, in front of millions of viewers, facts weren’t important to him. I can accept that.

But in the moments before the total breakdown, he did relay facts. He accused people of wrong doing. He pushed most of the blame in a certain direction and not a lot in the other. We now know that Mayor Ray Nagin and Governor Kathleen Blanco had breakdowns of their own. Lives were lost due to the delay of relief into New Orleans. The federal government, Mayor Nagin and Governor Blanco deserve to be blamed for their inaction.

But did Broussard need to explain why he didn’t get the timeline correct regarding the day his colleague’s mother drowned? No, for reasons I’ve already given. Broussard said, “it just got emotional for me, sir”, and I have no reason not to believe him. 

So it was right for Mr. Russert to ask Mr. Broussard to come back to Meet the Press and answer the critics who care about facts. I was glad to hear Broussard state again and again that he believes all branches of government were to blame for the tragedy in New Orleans and that they should be held accountable. I think he needed to do that, and for me his statement to that end closed the book on the subject.