The Onion.
Month: November 2004
I Won’t Be Lickin These
USPS reveals the Ronald Regan postage stamp today. Buy a sheet and tuck ’em away.
(Hat Tip ProfessorBainbridge)
He’s Assumed Room Temperature
After all the “he’s dead”, “nope he’s not”, “yes, he’s dead”, “no, he isn’t”…I don’t know if I truly believe this one.
Drudge is calling it.
So is Fox.
OK – the New York Times has it now too.
Arafat is dead.
Update: Why am I not surprised by this?
Required Reading
N.Z. Bear has THE post of the day…
Overheard at the Shell Station
“OK, that’s $5.99 for the six pack, $3.99 for the smokes, $22.50 on pump #2, and $9.95 for the beheading video.”
A Good Spanking
Ann Coulter waps Olbermann upside the head.
Yeah Baby
THIS is what I’m talkin about…the beginning of something really good. Now, if they can only point that signal a little further to the north.
Ridiculous
Yet another site pops up representing moonbats who won’t let go.
What the…?
The libertarian in me thinks this is an ominous sign.
It’s Gonzales
Bush taps White House counsel Alberto Gonzales to succeed John Ashcroft as new Attorney General.