Introducing, the FIRE BIBLE.
When was the last time your class saw how “HOT” God’s Word is? Open this authentic looking “bible” and begin to share the scripture for the day as real flames are seen coming from your “bible”. This full size book comes with a battery operated ignition system. All you supply are the batteries, lighter fluid and composure as your class gets excited. (special note: Fed-Ex shipping is available if you absolutely have to have the Fire Bible for this Sunday!) Only $44.95!
Yep, it’s a real product.
I have one question. Just how fast can the Department of Homeland Security add this to their “do not allow on an aircraft” list? I can see the directive right now – beware of all Bibles…or at least Bibles filled with lighter fluid.
Are you aware that you’re mentioned in an article in the March issue of Discover magazine?
http://www.discover.com/issues/mar-05/departments/emerging-technology/
Products That Should Never Have Gotten Off The Designing Board, Example #142390
The Flaming Bible.
I had no idea. Thanks for the pointer.
Burning with the spirit!
Heh! When I saw this, I couldn’t help but think of this. hat tip: Dean…
The Fire Bible
PunditGuy wonders how fast the Fire Bible will be added to the list of items you can’t take on an airplane.
Wow.
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