Day: August 2, 2006

You know how hard road maps can be to fold back up once you’ve opened them up in the car. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve folded under when I should have folded over. After awhile it becomes a mindless waste of time, and the map usually ends up ripped in the middle somewhere, torn and tattered.

Well, some brilliant individual decided to create the first ever “Outdoor Bible”, and you guessed it…it’s folded just like a huge road map.

Take a look at the instructions, and this video demonstration. Oh, and did I mention that the edition shown in the picture only contains the Gospels of Matthew and Mark? Assuming they put two books in each product, you’d only need 13 more of these inch thick folding Bibles to own the entire New Testament. 20 more and you could add the Old Testament. Now that’s what I call convenience! Be sure to bring along an extra backpack.

Other brilliant Bible products: The Duct Tape Bible | The TruGlo Bible | The Fire Bible |

UPDATE: We get email.

Thanks for the Outdoor Bible plug. I would like to settle some of the ideas you have on the Outdoor Bible.

First… it takes 6 volumes to make up the entire New Testament. Each volume weights about 2 ounces and all six combined equal about an inch in thickness. The advantages of having a modular Bible are many… light weight, slides into your computer bag or backpack, you can give a friend your volume with the book of John and simply replace that single book rather than buying a complete new Bible… if you spill coffee on this Bible you can just wipe it off with a napkin… if your child gets a hold of it no worries is tear-resistant… if you are a resident of a third world country the living environment is very hard on paper books and the Outdoor Bible is able to withstand many of the elements.

However the Outdoor Bible isn’t created to replace the complete bound Bible it is a way to take God’s word with you just about anywhere without it getting destroyed.

Thanks again for the plug.

Be Inspired. Anywhere.

Michael Marsee
Bardin & Marsee Publishing
Web: www.TheOutdoorBible.com

Sounds like a cool product Michael. Thanks -ed.

Thank God Almighty…

The collection of the federal excise tax on long distance service, imposed in 1898 to fund the Spanish-American War, has finally ended.

Red Sox third baseman, Cuban-American Mike Lowell didn’t beat around the bush last night when asked to comment on the situation surrounding the future of Cuban President Fidel Castro.

“I hope he does die.”

‘nuff said.

You’ve undoubtedly seen him by now.

He’s been identified as Abdel Qader, but he might as well have introduced himself as Mr. Smith. A quick Google search provides more than 52,000 hits, proving that this name is quite common. As such, little is known about the man. He does seem to get around quite a bit.

LGF has more, along with a video showing other media posers.

If a picture like this appeared on a Conservative news blog, the Moonbats and their counterparts in the MSM would have a cow. A really large fully grown adult cow.

Yet, when it appears on the Huffington Post, it’s all fun and games, the kind especially enjoyed by 12 year-olds.

Pathetic.
Outrageous.
Unbelievable.

…but most of all…

RACIST.

UPDATE: The picture has suddenly disappeared from HP, without explanation. Typical.

UPDATE II: Firedoglake gives a rather lame apology.

UPDATE III: Lieberman – “This is one of the most disgusting and hurtful images that has been used in American history, it’s deeply offensive to people of all colors, and it has absolutely no place in the political arena today.”

Lamont – “I don’t know anything about the blogs. I’m not responsible for those. I have no comment on them.”

Heh, right.