I received this unsolicited email today and actually read it. Not bad…
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I’m trying to get all this political stuff straightened out in my head so I’ll know how to vote come November. Right now, we have one guy saying one thing. Then the other guy says something else. Who to believe? Lemme see if I have got this straight?
Clinton awards Halliburton no-bid contract in Yugoslavia – Good
Bush awards Halliburton no-bid contract in Iraq – Bad
Clinton spends 77 billion on war in Serbia – Good
Bush spends 87 billion in Iraq – Bad
Clinton imposes regime change in Serbia – Good
Bush imposes regime change in Iraq – Bad
Clinton bombs Christian Serbs on behalf of Muslim Albanian terrorists – Good
Bush liberates 25 million from a genocidal dictator – Bad
Clinton bombs Chinese embassy – Good
Bush bombs terrorist camps – Bad
Clinton commits felonies while in office – Good
Bush lands on aircraft carrier in jumpsuit – Bad
No mass graves found in Serbia – Good
No WMD found Iraq – Bad
Stock market crashes in 2000 under Clinton – Good
Economy on upswing under Bush – Bad
Clinton refuses to take custody of Bin Laden – Good
World Trade Centers fall under Bush – Bad
Clinton says Saddam has nukes – Good
Bush says Saddam has nukes – Bad
Clinton calls for regime change in Iraq – Good
Bush imposes regime change in Iraq – Bad
Terrorist training in Afghanistan under Clinton – Good
Bush destroys training camps in Afghanistan – Bad
Milosevic not yet convicted – Good
Saddam turned over for trial – Bad
Ahh, it’s so confusing!