Anti Monkey Butt Powder. Right – you’re asking the question aren’t you? OK…fine.

What is “monkey butt”?

To start, it’s not always called “monkey butt.” It depends on what region of the country you’re in, and how the sport you participate in has tagged the condition. For motorcycle riders who DO call it “monkey butt,” it’s a blue collar term used by riders to describe the soreness, itching and redness that occurs when you ride and sweat on a motorcycle for hours. If your butt is so sore that you have to walk bowlegged like a monkey, you have Monkey Butt!

Anti Monkey Butt Powder is specially formulated to absorb excess sweat and reduce frictional skin irritation.
  
Ideal for butt busting activities such as truck driving, motorcycling, bicycling, horse back riding, and extreme sports. May also be applied inside footwear, under sports pads, and other areas prone to chafing. Indoors or outdoors, work or play, or on occasions when you sit on your butt all day, don’t let your buns get red, use Anti Monkey Butt Powder instead!

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