Captain Kirk Sells His Stone For a House

He boldly goes where no man has gone before.

An online casino has a piece of Capt. Kirk. Actor William Shatner has sold his kidney stone for $25,000, with the money going to a housing charity, it was announced Tuesday. Shatner reached agreement Monday to sell the stone to GoldenPalace.com.

“This takes organ donors to a new height, to a new low, maybe. How much is a piece of me worth?” he said in a telephone interview.

The money will go to Habitat for Humanity, which builds houses for the needy.

GoldenPalace.com low-balled Shatner, so he held out. They eventually came back and accepted his offer of $25,000.00. Way to stick it to ‘em Bill.

I can’t even imagine where this will lead, but I put out at least one prediction. In 2006, Danny Bonaduce will find some body part to auction. It’s only natural.