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Marching Orders from “The Architect”

Karl Rove addressed a group of State Republican officials outlining the steps necessary to beat Hillary Clinton or Barack Obama, depending on who the Democrats choose as their presidential nominee for 2008. Most of his advise is pretty straight forward. Attack Hillary on her commitment to troop funding. Ask her to clarify her position on immigration (and specifically, driver’s licenses for illegals). Republicans can hit Obama on his lack of experience, his weak legislative resume, and above all, his liberalism. Again, pretty clear cut openings for the eventual GOP nominee.

Rove went on to give advice to whomever the Republicans advance as the nominee.

He said the candidates had to first “create a sustaining narrative about themselves.” Then he said the candidate should “immediately engage” on the “kitchen table issues,” like healthcare, education, jobs and the economy.

Third, Rove said the GOP nominee has to show that he is serious about campaigning “aggressively in places where Republicans don’t usually campaign.” Rove said that includes among black, Latino, Asian and union voters.

“We’re going for everybody,” Rove said.

OK, now for a moment, take the current field of GOP candidates and try to envision which can campaign aggressively in places Republicans don’t usually campaign. Go ahead. I’ll wait.

Hard to do isn’t it?

Which candidate in the current field can talk face to face with an ounce of credibility on issues of importance to Black’s, Latino’s, Asian’s and union voters? When an average African-American looks at Mitt Romney, what does he see? Rich, privileged white man? When a union voter looks at Fred Thompson, does he see a guy who will go to the mat on issues that are important to him? Maybe John McCain’s and Mike Huckabee’s liberal tendencies are strong enough to meet these constituents head-on, but even that’s a long shot.

And when it comes to aggressive campaigning, the winner will be the man with the money, and that pretty much leaves everyone out except Mitt Romney. So long as he doesn’t shoot his entire wad during the primaries.

I think the key to winning the White House in 2008 will be a massive GOTV program. If the GOP sticks with a conservative nominee, our candidate won’t get very far with the left leaning independent voter. We’ll need to go to our traditional base, grow it, and get ’em out to the polls. And at the same time, hit the Democratic nominee where it hurts. If we try to put on a face that means something to voters with a liberal slant, we’ll waste valuable resources and gain little for it.

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2008 Election, Campaign, Election, Fred Thompson, GOP, Huckabee, John McCain, Karl Rove, Mitt Romney, Politics, President, Republicans, Rudy Giuliani

Where’s Your Constituency, Billary?

An easily overlooked statistic from last night: 70% of Michigan’s African-American voters did not cast a vote for Hillary Clinton. Exit poll data suggests the so-called vote for “uncommitted” was really a vote for Barack Obama. This community has always put Bill and Hillary on a pedestal. Will they be knocked off in South Carolina? It’s shaping up that way.

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2008 Election, Bill Clinton, Campaign, CNN, Hillary Clinton, Michigan, Politics

And The Winner Is?

OK, now this is getting really complicated. Huckabee won Iowa. Romney won Wyoming. McCain won New Hampshire. Last night, Romney won Michigan. Oh, and don’t forget about Fred and Rudy. After all, Fred could win South Carolina and Rudy might win Florida. The pundits will give 10 reasons each for why any one of the above could be the nominee. And don’t look for February 5th to be the decider in chief. Anything is possible.

And it’s a mess.

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2008 Election, Campaign, Fred Thompson, GOP, Huckabee, John McCain, Michigan, Politics, President, Republicans, South Carolina, Mitt Romney, Rudy Giuliani

The “Real” Katie Couric

If you’ve ever worked in broadcast radio, you’ve no doubt heard the famous Casey Kasem aircheck audio clip (***content warning***) where he’s screaming and swearing and all that. It’s priceless. Well, I half thought that’s what I’d see here in the Drudge linked video of CBS’ Katie Couric from last weeks election night coverage courtesy of Harry Shearer.

Hey, Katie is a human. Who knew? She’s not too demanding. She’s having fun with her staff. She’s self deprecating. Color me surprised.

Yet, she’s still a pinko liberal. So there’s that.

Like Opening Your Presents on Christmas Eve

Ok, maybe some of you do open Christmas presents the night before the big day, but in my house, that’s a big no no.

And finding out what Steve Jobs will be announcing during MacWorld Expo the night before the big event is kinda like the same thing…

Apparently, someone is rumored to have posted Jobs’ MacWorld 2008 keynote outline on Wikipedia.

Is it true or is it bogus? If true, Apple will again deliver. If it’s all a bunch of crap, well then, it’s crap.

We’ll see, tomorrow starting at 9 AM PST.

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Apple, MacWorld Expo, Steve Jobs, Mac

Spineless Parents Horrified by Son

1/16/08 UPDATE: BUSTED!

This is unbelievable.

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The parents of a teenager who hosted a raucous house party in Melbourne on Saturday night have demanded their son apologise but the 16-year-old is unrepentant, saying he’s done nothing wrong.

In fact, Corey went one step better yesterday.

“Best party ever, that’s what everyone’s saying,” was his verdict.

When asked by the Nine Network what advice he had for teenagers considering throwing a party while parents were away, he said: “Get me to do it for you.”

Steve and Jo Delaney cut short their Gold Coast holiday after a party at their house attracted up to 500 alcohol-charged youths — who damaged police cars with bottles and had to be dispersed with the help of a police helicopter.

Steve Delaney questioned if he could trust Corey any more. “Horrified. (I) just can’t believe what’s happened. Our son has gone totally behind our back,” he told Channel Seven. “So embarrassed for our neighbourhood. Just can’t believe what they must have gone through.”

He said his son pulled out of the family trip at the last minute, saying he had to work.

Ms Delaney said: “I can’t believe that Corey would do this to us to start with. Honestly, he must have planned the party.”

Uh, ya think?

When that kid came home with a tongue stud and pierced nipples that should have been a clue that there were going to be problems ahead. Really, these parents need to grow some skin and kick some reality into this kid. And by the way – who leaves a 16-year-old home alone on a weekend? Idiots.

And worse yet – there’s been no lesson learned whatsoever.

Mark my words – the next time we hear from this kid, it’ll be about how he made a kajillion dollars from his own reality TV series, a rap record, a franchise of 250 party planning service locations, and an appearance at the Super Bowl with Britney Spears.

See? It’s already starting.

What a world.

MORE: This guy is a piece of work.

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Corey Delaney, Teen Parties, Britney Spears, Culture, Corey Worthington

McCain Booed in Detroit

Sen. John McCain has this little immigration problem on his hands, and potential voters are letting him know.

McCain was alternately cheered and jeered by the vocal, pro-growth, “limit-the-government” activist crowd. He was cheered for his military service and for his pledges to maintain a strong defense, to cut taxes and to veto earmarks, but he was booed for his stances on immigration and the environment.

McCain, who engaged the audience in a lengthy Q&A period, drew howls of protest and boos when he expressed support for allowing most illegal aliens to stay in the United States and when he opposed against any form of protectionism.

McCain seems to enjoy starting his stump speech by stating his support for increasing border security, which always gets a nice round of applause. Yet, when he jumps to the next bullet point, something he calls a “path to citizenship”, it sounds like nothing but amnesty to every conservative in the crowd. Does McCain believe he can win without this constituency? Does he believe he can put together such a grand, record breaking GOTV program to attract independents who have never voted before in the hope that they’ll make up the conservative voter deficit?

John McCain thinks he can get elected by emphasizing border security first, yet he hasn’t renounced the bill he championed in 2007 which also included amnesty. When will McCain lose his tin ear?

MORE: The Real McCain Record

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2008 Election, Campaign, John McCain, Politics, Michigan, Immigration, Amnesty

Butt Foods

I dunno – I just think this is funny.

There is a real company whose name is Butt Foods. Their tag line?

“Butt Foods can satisfy your needs”.

Not.kidding.

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Butt