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Day: May 1, 2005

Whose Boss?

He ain’t mine.

Via The Arizona Republic: Springsteen captivates Glendale crowd with acoustic show.

When Bruce Springsteen announced that he would perform for more than 5,000 people at Glendale Arena in the third concert of his solo acoustic tour, it raised the question: Could even a Rock and Roll Hall of Famer keep the attention of such a large crowd for a quiet show running more than two hours?

Springsteen quelled any doubts Saturday night with a brisk, masterful performance that kept the well-mannered audience mesmerized with the best storytelling songs in rock music today.

After asking for “as much quiet as I can get” at the start of the concert, Springsteen let his catalog of American tales, including a generous sampling from his strong new “Devils & Dust” album, do most of the talking in the arena for the next few hours.

The report goes on to talk about what a god Springsteen is and all the rest of the crap that usually goes along with  worshiping of the guy. Don’t get me wrong – I like Bruce’s music. Not all of it, but some of it. What I don’t go for though, is the deification of the man, especially when he does things like this:

Springsteen ad-libbed a ‘That’s right’ after one audience member yelled ‘(Expletive) the president’…(via Drudge)

That’s cheap Bruce.

Sing your songs about how you identify with the New Jersey union worker (right, Mr. Multi-Millionaire), the AIDS stricken male, the guy who gets shot by NYC cops 90+times. Whatever. I don’t care.

When it comes down to it, you’re just another left wing wacko.

What a shame.

Overkill

Today, in my inbox, I received the following “Breaking News” alert from Yahoo:

Pope Benedict XVI makes first Sunday window appearance of his papacy.

How does this qualify as breaking news? A few weeks ago, when Ratzinger was elected, there was a lot of legitimate news that came out on that day and the days following. This though, in my opinion, doesn’t merit a “breaking news” label.

What’s next?

‘Pope, wearing funny hat, heads to woods in search of a bear to put an age old question to rest.’

Enough already.

Stop Using Mex as a Weapon

All the action is in New Mexico these days, as a Junior High student created a school lockdown with SWAT teams on nearby roofs by bringing a 30-inch burrito into school. Evidently, someone called police saying they observed a student walk into school with a long object wrapped in a t-shirt. The burrito was an extra-credit assignment to create a new product.

“We had to make up a product and it could have been anything. I made up a restaurant that specialized in oddly large burritos,” Morrissey said.

I can not emphasize this enough, if you ever get to Albuquerque, on business or just running away from your nuptials, you must visit Sadies for the best carne adovada burritos and sopapillas ever. Prologue- a burrito can be legally considered a weapon only after it’s been consumed, the offense typically classified as involuntary nasal slaughter.