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Rumor has it, the patient ate a grilled cheese sandwich before he had his teeth x-rayed.

Just as O.J. is “still out looking for the killers” who murdered Nichole Simpson and Ron Brown, Sirhan Sirhan’s lawyers are attempting to prevent the destruction of the Ambassador Hotel in Los Angeles, the place where their client assassinated Bobby Kennedy. They claim that the hotel contains evidence that shows Sirhan Sirhan is innocent.

Puh-leez.

Zero blogging today. This afternoon, the PunditKids, PunditWife and I get to usher in Sinterklaas to our town. It’s an annual event for our little Dutch town. After that, it’s the Lighted Christmas Parade, which amounts to a dozen or so diary farmers driving their 18 wheeler milk trucks through the city. All the trucks are lit up with Christmas lights. On the surface, it’s all pretty silly, but hey, the kids love it. Go figure.

This isn’t my wife.

A Florida panhandle couple is under arrest after notifying police Thursday that their quarter-pound stash of marijuana was stolen and that they needed the weed back, because they were going to later sell it.

Heh.

9News in Denver has new information on the jet crash. According to Ebersol, the plane struggled to rise 20 feet in the air before slamming back down and sliding to the end of the runway where it exploded into flames.

The Ebersol family and NBC have issued statements.

UPDATE: Susan Saint James, Ebersol’s wife, recounts the tragedy.

I see someone’s…

A couple of months ago, I blogged about one of these, but I like this one even more.

Michelle Malkin has the inside scoop on Teresa Heinz Kerry and the reasons behind the continued use of her dead former husband’s last name.

Washington State Democrats come up with the money, so we’re on to another recount in our gubernatorial race. This time, by hand.

“It sounds like they want to make Florida look like a tea party,” complained Mary Lane, a Rossi spokeswoman. “It’s outrageous, it’s dangerous and it shows how little Christine Gregoire cares about the Democratic process. She will do virtually anything to try to win.

“We are not going to let this stand. We will not let her try to steal this election. Dino has won this election twice legitimately and Christine Gregoire is trying to overturn this election illegitimately.”

Democrats are more interested in getting new ground rules than in the
statewide recount, said state GOP Chairman Chris Vance.

“We’re into a street brawl. It’s bad for the system. We’re now way off the
map. We’re into the political Twilight Zone. Democrats are breaking every rule
of politics and by doing this, Christine Gregoire has forfeited any chance she
had to be considered legitimate if she were to win.

“This is an Armageddon-type process.”

But Gregoire was delighted that donors flooded the state party with enough
money to pay for the full recount, rather than just a partial recount in some
counties. A day earlier, she had threatened to concede if the party counted only
hand-picked counties.

“We have a thoughtful system of counting every vote in Washington state, and
over the next few weeks, we will see it work,” she said. “With the election too
close to call, a hand count will finally determine the winner. …

“It may take a few more weeks, but it will be worth it for four years of
legitimacy.”

Good Lord.

Sound Politics has the full story, and public comments.

“Sometimes a blinking light is just a blinking light.”

Heh.