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$17 Million Per Year

April 29, 2022 by PunditGuy Leave a Comment

The lawyer whose role it was to be Twitter’s chief censor might just be on her way to collecting a pink slip if new owner Elon Musk has his way.

Vijaya Gadde, who earned $17 million last year as Twitter’s top legal counsel, could be on the chopping block as Musk is reportedly planning to slash jobs and reduce executive pay as he looks to secure financing for his Twitter bid.

After disclosing plans to acquire the company earlier this month, Musk expressed “no confidence” in Twitter’s current management — which doesn’t bode well for their future once he takes the helm later this year.

$17 million dollars. One employee’s salary.

Makes you want to know the other salaries of Twitter’s existing management. I’ve said that Silicon Valley pay is crazy. But does the average American really know how crazy? They’re getting a look at it now. Will Elon expose the outrageous pay rates for other Twit’s in leadership? Unlikely given his net worth. But if more stories like the one above are written in the coming days, we’ll likely end up getting a peak into more than just take home pay.

I wonder what those unqualified board members get paid?

At least Twitter is fun again.

Filed Under: Absurd, Technology Tagged With: Twitter

Glenn Beck Has Gone Off The Deep End

March 23, 2016 by PunditGuy Leave a Comment

He truly is our modern day Howard Beale. Glenn Beck is so terrified of Donald Trump that he’s resorted to preaching a strange sort of ongoing sermon about how Ted Cruz is “the one”, meaning, he’s some kind of messiah or something. And you better vote for Ted, or you’re an apostate. A vote for Donald Trump is a vote against God.

Glenn needs a reality check, and he better be careful before he loses all credibility. Or maybe he already has?

Filed Under: Absurd Tagged With: Apostate, God, Preaching, Theology

iCloud Celeb Photo Leak: Absurd Narcissim

September 1, 2014 by PunditGuy Leave a Comment

This is the world we live in. Ukraine, Syria, Ebola, ISIS, Terrorism, our President without a strategy, and what are we talking about?

Hackers who got into iCloud accounts storing naked pictures of celebrities; naked pictures the celebrities took OF THEMSELVES! 

Stupid. Vacant. Self-serving. Vanity.

When we should be focused on REAL ISSUES that will have a serious impact on our future, our security, and our children, we’re worried about how Jennifer Lawrence is “coping” with this. We’re worried about how Kate Upton will ever recover. 

There are women posting naked pictures of themselves on Twitter and other social media sites, tagging the photo with the hashtag #LeakforJlaw. You know, in support of Jennifer, WHO TOOK PHOTOS OF HERSELF NAKED!

The combined IQ of these people is negative 500. The muffin I ate for breakfast has more intelligence than anyone concerned with this idiotic story.

Shame on us.

Filed Under: Absurd Tagged With: celebrity, icloud, popculture, selfie

That Homeless Guy Who Accepted Miley Cyrus' MTV Award? He's Wanted in Oregon

August 26, 2014 by PunditGuy Leave a Comment

Oops.

It was strange enough when Miley Cyrus sent 22-year-old homeless man Jesse Helt onstage at Sunday’s MTV Video Music Awards to accept her statue for Video of the Year and issue a PSA about the plight of runaway teens in America. Now, two days later, we’re learning that police have a warrant out for Helt in Oregon.

According to The Oregonian, Helt was arrested in 2010 for criminal mischief, criminal trespass and burglary after breaking into the home of a man who he believed sold him bad marijuana. He ended up pleading guilty and serving 30 days in jail for the misdemeanor charges plus a longer term of probation. After he violated that probation in November 2011, police issued a warrant for his arrest.

Helt, who had moved to Los Angeles and was living on the streets as he tried to find work as a model, is reportedly planning to return home to visit his mother yesterday using funds given to him by Cyrus. But when police showed up at his family’s home on Tuesday, they could not find him.

Back on the lamb. Thanks, Miley.

In case you missed the spectacle.

Get More: 2014 VMA, Artists.MTV, Music

Filed Under: Absurd Tagged With: awkward, mtv, popculture

Rick Perry's "Wanted" T-SHIRT

August 23, 2014 by PunditGuy Leave a Comment

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The whole thing is so absurd. Why not buy a T-Shirt to commemorate the insanity?

Filed Under: Absurd Tagged With: convict, democrat, indicted, liberal, Politics, texas

Today's Democrat: Meet Amanda Curtis

August 22, 2014 by PunditGuy Leave a Comment

As you may have heard, Montana U.S. Senate nominee John Walsh was forced to pull out of the race due to a plagiarism scandal. Democrats were forced to quickly find a replacement candidate. They found a gem.

Meet Amanda Curtis.

In 1:49 seconds, Ms. Curtis mocks gun owners, belittles Christians, minimizes the national debt and proclaims herself an anarchist.

This is today’s Democrat.

Filed Under: Absurd Tagged With: democrat, liberal, Politics

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