Count 1: Conspiracy to Commit Child Abduction – Not Guilty
Count 2: Lewd Conduct – Not Guilty
Count 3: Lewd Conduct – Not Guilty
Count 4: Lewd Conduct – Not Guilty
Count 5: Lewd Conduct – Not Guilty
Count 6: Attempt to Commit a Lewd Act – Not Guilty
Count 7: Plying with Alcohol – Not Guilty
Count 8: Plying with Alcohol – Not Guilty
Count 9: Plying with Alcohol – Not Guilty
Count 10: Plying with Alcohol – Not Guilty
You can’t be serious. Now I’m afraid to turn on the news.
Mike, O.J. called and wants his magic feather back.