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Year: 2005

Saint John

Camp Kerry must be polling the evangelicals again…

Democratic Sen. John Kerry called the Republican budget approved by the U.S. Senate “immoral” and said it will hurt cities like Manchester.

“As a Christian, as a Catholic, I think hard about those responsibilities that are moral and how you translate them into public life,” the Massachusetts senator said at a rally Saturday in support of Democratic Mayor Bob Baines, who is running for re-election.

“There is not anywhere in the three-year ministry of Jesus Christ, anything that remotely suggests – not one miracle, not one parable, not one utterance – that says you ought to cut children’s health care or take money from the poorest people in our nation to give it to the wealthiest people in our nation,” he said.

Hey, he’s right! The phrase “Children’s Health Care” doesn’t appear anywhere in the Bible. I had no idea John Kerry was a Bible scholar! I know who I’m voting for in 2008!

Puhleeze.

Coke Flushes Three Flavors

If you’re a fan, you better stock up now because it’ll be all gone soon.

Global drinks giant Coca-Cola is to end sales of three flavors in the US by the end of 2005.

Vanilla Coke, Vanilla Diet Coke and Diet Coke With Lemon are to be replaced by Diet Black Cherry Vanilla Coke and Black Cherry Vanilla Coke.

You know there are millions of addicted Coke drinkers who are contemplating suicide after hearing this news.

To me, the Diet Coke with Lemon tasted like someone sprayed Pledge in it, and the Vanilla Coke just plain tasted weird. Nothing like the ones made with real vanilla.

Here’s what I drink every day. It’s the 1 liter size Diet Coke. We order cases of these from Safeway.

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No one better mess with this Diet Coke, for if they do, I won’t be held responsible for what I might do.

Daschle Who?

The AP’s Mike Glover must have been desperate to find a quote to contribute to this story.

Former Senate Democratic Leader Tom Daschle said Saturday that President Bush’s presidency “is essentially over” but warned that Democrats can’t count solely on Republican troubles to win in the next election.

“I don’t think it’s enough for us to watch the Republicans self-destruct,” Daschle said in an interview with The Associated Press. “I think it’s important for us to set forth some ideas that give the party an opportunity to define itself and to contrast with Republicans.”

Apparently, all of the other washed up Democrats were busy this weekend.

Vichy France Revisited

Haven’t we seen this before?

Note to Chirac, de Villepin, et al – if you need us to come in and fix things…again…we’ve got a few hundred of our troops who aren’t doing anything this weekend. It shouldn’t take a whole lot longer than that.

Bill Clinton Must Be Seeing Another Woman

Or, perhaps this is just a continuation of the pay-back he owes Hillary from the Monica days. Whatever it is, when Bill Clinton says things like this, you know he’s working off a sin.

Clinton: Hillary Would Be Better President

Former President Clinton said in an interview Friday that he believes his wife would do a better job than he did in the nation’s highest office.

New York Sen. Hillary Clinton has not said whether she plans to run in Nonetheless, her husband told Israel’s Channel Two television that her experience as first lady would help make her a strong president.

“In some ways she would be (better) because of what we did together,” he said from New York. “First, she has the Senate experience I didn’t have. Second, she would have had the eight years in the White House.”

“I think she wouldn’t make as many mistakes because, you know, we’re older and more mature, and she is far more experienced now in all the relevant ways than I was when I took office,” he added. “So I think in a way she has the best of both worlds.”

Don’t you just love the way he uses phrases like “because of what we did together” and “we’re older and more mature”? Bill is just aching to be a co-president again, and due to that bothersome 22nd Amendment, his only hope is Hillary. Like a puppy begging for scraps at the dinner table, Bill Clinton is on his hind legs batting those blue eyes and dreaming of a cabinet post. How pathetic.

Regardless of what Bill thinks, what the MSM reports, and the giddiness of the Left – Is America really ready and willing to elect “Clinton – Part Deux”?

Don’t bet on it.

Bad Google, Bad!

Google is getting its share of bad press right now, but is it legitimate? The company has exhibited success and has realized prosperity. Is that a crime? If you’ve read the stories about Google lately, you’d think so. Everywhere I turn I see anger at and envy of Google being reported as news. Today’s story was no different than the dozens of others I’ve read.

Wide-Flying Moguls: Google Duo’s New Jet Is a Boeing 767-200

On the road, Sergey Brin and Larry Page have owned environmentally friendly hybrid vehicles such as the Toyota Prius. In the air, they apparently prefer something roomier.

Google Inc.’s two billionaire founders, both 32 years old, will soon be cruising the skies in a Boeing 767 wide-body airliner. They bought the used plane earlier this year, Mr. Page says.

The 767-200, typically an airline workhorse, is an unusual executive jet. It commonly carries about 180 passengers. Delta Air Lines operates over one hundred 767s. The Italian Air Force has ordered a modified 767 as an airborne tanker for refueling military jets. The 767-200 is almost 70% longer and more than three times as heavy as a conventional executive jet, such as a high-end Gulfstream.

Mr. Page says his plane will hold about 50 passengers when its refurbishment is complete. A top Gulfstream business jet typically carries 15 or fewer. He declines to give other details. People in the aviation industry familiar with the planned interior say it will have a sitting area, two staterooms with adjoining lavatories and a shower. Farther aft will be a large sitting-and-dining area. At the rear will be 12 to 16 first-class seats for guests or employees and a large galley.

Tech moguls delight in public one-upmanship and the Google founders’ 767 raises the bar. Microsoft Corp. co-founder Paul Allen owns a fleet of aircraft, but his flagships — two Boeing 757s — are smaller than Messrs. Brin and Page’s 767. It also marks a new level of consumption by the Google executives, who have shunned most trappings of the super-rich despite a combined net worth estimated at more than $20 billion.

Mr. Page acknowledges that the purchase might seem ostentatious. But “we tend to have an engineering approach, to be fact-based,” he says. “We looked at this and we just did the economics and we said, ‘you know, it makes a lot of sense.'”

And why not? Google is hot right now. They’ve got lots of business opportunities throughout the world and commercial air travel is impractical. Should their executives be penalized for Google’s success and be forced to ride coach to meetings in India? Puhleeze. If the money is there shouldn’t they be allowed to spend it anyway they want?

The only people who have a right to be concerned with the health and overall viability of Google are its shareholders. If they don’t like the spending habits of the founders or upper management they can deal with it. There are plenty of watchdogs available. If this dot com blows up like a bomb, so be it. What we don’t need is a babysitting media monitoring items purchased from the allowances received by Sergey and Larry.

Stuck On You

Another one of those, “this can’t possibly be a real story” stories.

Man Sues After Using Glue-Covered Toilet

Home Depot was sued by a shopper who claims he got stuck to a restroom toilet seat because a prankster had smeared it with glue.

Bob Dougherty, 57, accused employees of ignoring his cries for help for about 15 minutes because they thought he was kidding.

“They left me there, going through all that stress,” Dougherty told The (Boulder) Daily Camera. “They just let me rot.”

The lawsuit, filed Friday, said Dougherty was recovering from heart bypass surgery and thought he was having a heart attack when he got stuck at the Louisville store on the day before Halloween 2003. A store employee who heard him calling for help informed the head clerk by radio, but the head clerk “believed it to be a hoax,” the lawsuit said.

And as if you didn’t need one more detail about this unfortunate moment in Bob’s life, the lawsuit said the toilet seat separated from his skin, leaving abrasions. Ouch.

When you think about it, the story has a happy ending. If Bob didn’t get separated from that seat, his office might have looked like this.

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