“I was involved in a traffic accident last night at First and C Street SE near the U.S. Capitol,” Kennedy said in a written statement released by his office. “I consumed no alcohol prior to the incident. I will fully cooperate with the Capitol Police in whatever investigation they choose to undertake.”
‘Hhhonnnest, I (hiccup) conzuumed abzzzolutelly no (hiccup) ackeehawl. Juss assk poppy Theddah.’
UPDATE: Now, it’s prescription drugs.
UPDATE II: Pat was seen at a local bar drinking hours before the accident.
UPDATE III: Kennedy has scheduled a press conference for 3 PM EDT today (5/5/06)
Previously: Chappaquiddick II