Obama to Perform Race Relations Miracle

The anointed one will travel to the mount tomorrow to deliver a speech on the larger issue of race in his campaign against Hillary Clinton, John McCain, the vast right wing conspiracy, and any other infidels who refuse to believe in his second coming.

“I am going to be talking about not just Reverend Wright, but the larger issue of race in this campaign,” he said.

He added that he would “talk about how some of these issues are perceived from within the black church issue for example,” he said.

He also briefly defended Wright from the image that has come through in a handful of repeatedly televised clips from recent Wright sermons.

“The caricature that’s being painted of him is not accurate,” he said.

I’ll do a bit of prophesying here – I see a hole. I see Barack Obama in that hole. I see him with a shovel. I see him digging the hole deeper.

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