Now THIS is Hard News!

BREAKING!

Actor Jack Black recalls a ‘lost weekend’ during the filming of the movie ‘King Kong’. According to that reputable news organization the Associated Press, Black and a few others (who declined to be named) spent a weekend taking Ecstasy, smoking cigarettes and drinking.

This shall not stand! Someone in congress should initiate a special investigation to follow up on this activity! Call up the special prosecutor. Obtain an independent council! Pull together bi-partisan cooperation!

Puhleeze.

Things are obviously slow over at the AP today.

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