Hot Gospel

Introducing, the FIRE BIBLE.


When was the last time your class saw how “HOT” God’s Word is? Open this authentic looking “bible” and begin to share the scripture for the day as real flames are seen coming from your “bible”. This full size book comes with a battery operated ignition system. All you supply are the batteries, lighter fluid and composure as your class gets excited. (special note: Fed-Ex shipping is available if you absolutely have to have the Fire Bible for this Sunday!) Only $44.95!

Yep, it’s a real product.

I have one question. Just how fast can the Department of Homeland Security add this to their “do not allow on an aircraft” list? I can see the directive right now – beware of all Bibles…or at least Bibles filled with lighter fluid.


  1. Are you aware that you’re mentioned in an article in the March issue of Discover magazine?

  2. Products That Should Never Have Gotten Off The Designing Board, Example #142390

    The Flaming Bible.

  3. I had no idea. Thanks for the pointer.

  4. The Pryhills: Living in WHOLLY Matrimony says:

    Burning with the spirit!

    Heh! When I saw this, I couldn’t help but think of this. hat tip: Dean…

  5. Myopic Zeal says:

    The Fire Bible

    PunditGuy wonders how fast the Fire Bible will be added to the list of items you can’t take on an airplane.


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