Heinz Squeezes Blame from Pope

Get it? Squeeze, as in Teresa Heinz and Ketchup. No, I didn’t make up that headline. The folks at the Pittsburgh Tribune-Review did. [One side note – I know that some have commented on her dropping ‘Kerry’ from her name – what’s up with that?]

Tare-ayyy-saaahhh believes that the Catholic Church, and even the new Pope are to blame for John Kerry’s 2004 presidential election loss. She adds this excuse to the long list of other reasons why John was unfairly thrown under the bus by the electorate. She’s a complete wacko.

Eric Heyl comments.

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