Eminem to Marry Paris Hilton!

Bridesmaids will include Christina Aguilera, Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Madonna and Jessica Simpson.

O.J. Simpson will attend.

Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake will perform.

Al Franken will broadcast live from the event.

The Reverend Al Sharpton will officiate.

Supreme Court nominee Judge John Roberts will preside over the signing of the marriage certificate.

Elton John, Moby and George Michael will be groomsboys.

And Emeril will serve refreshments along with Oprah Winfrey and David Letterman.

OK, so none of this is true. Bring on the Google hits.

Actually, I did this because everyone else in the blogosphere has the news covered today.


  1. guss guss says:

    Awesome that’d be kool if they did get married dude kool

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