Coke Flushes Three Flavors

If you’re a fan, you better stock up now because it’ll be all gone soon.

Global drinks giant Coca-Cola is to end sales of three flavors in the US by the end of 2005.

Vanilla Coke, Vanilla Diet Coke and Diet Coke With Lemon are to be replaced by Diet Black Cherry Vanilla Coke and Black Cherry Vanilla Coke.

You know there are millions of addicted Coke drinkers who are contemplating suicide after hearing this news.

To me, the Diet Coke with Lemon tasted like someone sprayed Pledge in it, and the Vanilla Coke just plain tasted weird. Nothing like the ones made with real vanilla.

Here’s what I drink every day. It’s the 1 liter size Diet Coke. We order cases of these from Safeway.


No one better mess with this Diet Coke, for if they do, I won’t be held responsible for what I might do.

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