Bring Your Own Comb

Shared combs and brushes have been banned from Britain’s lower House of Commons in a bid to thwart headlice.

The news prompted some members of the US Congress to consider banning the communal use of the roll-on deodorant stick located in Senator Chuck Schumer’s congressional office bathroom. Fearing retribution from other members of the senate, Schumer’s staffers were quick to respond saying that the roll-on would remain available until further notice, especially for Senator Ted Kennedy and Senator Barbara Boxer.

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