BREAKING: Bush Meets Crawford Confrontation Head-On

Unexpectedly, President George W. Bush left his ranch compound and, driving his own truck, ventured into the confrontation he has avoided for the duration of his vacation.

Bush stated, “Even though I am on vacation and determined to kind of get along with my life, the people of America need to understand that their president is willing to listen. We have a situation here where a good person is suffering, and feels helpless and frustrated with events. If I must sacrifice a bit to see that they are heard and more importantly understood, I have always been willing to do so.”

This is a masterpiece. Bravo Booman.h/t Karen


  1. Bill Millan says:

    The picture is a photoshop phony. So is the story.

  2. Heh. That’s priceless.

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