Cindy Sheehan: The Dennis Rodman of the peace movement.
Joe Wilson: World’s most intensely private exhibitionist.
Michael Moore: Rumors of his depth are greatly exaggerated.
John Murtha: The reason soldiers invented “fragging.”
George Bush: My Commander-In-Chief.
John McCain: War hero and let’s leave it at that.
Alec Baldwin: Our main source of so-called “greenhouse gases”.