A Serious Resume

The new Secretary of Homeland Security comes equipped with a super size can o’ whupass:

  • Former NYC Police Commissioner
  • Former Jail Supervisor
  • Former Time Square Beat Cop (When Time Square was a Baaaaad Place)
  • Undercover Detective Busting Drug Dealers
  • Former NYC Corrections Chief

And more.

Bernard Kerik – Woof.

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